Okay Brandi, you asked for it. Promise you'll still like me after you all know the truth?
1. When I laugh I snort.
2. If I squeeze my belly it looks like a pound of ground beef.
3. I ran away and joined the circus (true)
4. My front tooth is removable (really freaky) I lost my original in some guy's head while stage diving at a concert.
5. I like the smell of skunks